women's rights

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Josh kissing a girl

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Lets make like trees and stand still

apple pie.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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