why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Potato salad

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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anus soup

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

a black guy leaves prison

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

jewish people like other jewish people.

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