- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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