Women Drivers.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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this website...

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Women's rights

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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