What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

I had a dream I watched Inception.

your all shit at jokes

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

A joke

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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