Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

alcoholism kills

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

but there is a road to the super market

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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