Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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this website...

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Women's rights

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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