- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

jack shine has boobs

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

I am really good at math debating

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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