Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Your doorbell is broken.

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