Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

newt gingrich

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What comes after "Q" R

why did the chicken cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...