- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What should I name my dog?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's your name? You tell me.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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