- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

your face.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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