Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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