Whats long and hard? a pole

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Fruitcake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Women rights.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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memes

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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