Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What should I name my dog?

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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women's rights

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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