- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My sister has to take a dump

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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