What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Pianca going ham

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Women

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Covietz has a large penis

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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