How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Sea World Japan.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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W.N.B.A.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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