Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Pianca going ham

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

One Big Ass Mistake America

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Jewish People

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Obama.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

I am a real homosexual

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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