A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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