What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

I LIKE TURLES.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

One Big Ass Mistake America

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

oops

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

It's your mother, open the door.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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