- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What do you call Obama? - the president

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Pianca going ham

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

why did the chicken cross the road.

What comes after "Q" R

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Avery has crabs.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

jewish people like other jewish people.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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