WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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penis

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Penis

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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