*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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barack osama

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What should I name my dog?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Fruitcake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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