how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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