- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

whats better than shoes feet

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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