Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Women rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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