Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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haha.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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