- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

God.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Nickelback.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

...and I'm a Mormon.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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