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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

W.N.B.A.

What is 69? A two digit number.

lewis bedford

whats better than shoes feet

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

I LIKE TURLES.

Anti Joke

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