Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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