- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Golf.

drugs.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats round and like a ball a ball

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

womens rights!

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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