What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Women Drivers.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Adam Sandler.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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women's rights

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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