gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Nicholas Cage

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

lololololololololol

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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