Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Google Doodles

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Write your own

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Hi colton

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your momma's an antijoke

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penisface

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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