- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

I LIKE TURLES.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

God.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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