Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Potato salad

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Jewish People

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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