- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

I LIKE TURLES.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

I am a real homosexual

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Josh kissing a girl

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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