What break when you talk?

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Knock Knock Good one...

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

okay.....

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

knock knock come in

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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