what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

9:11 make a wish

newt gingrich

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

One Big Ass Mistake America

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Pianca going ham

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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