A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Women Drivers.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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