- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dislike old people.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

drugs.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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