What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What should I name my dog?

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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