- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

A man buys free health care...

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Golf.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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