- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Covietz has a large penis

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

jack shine has boobs

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Punchline.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Women's Rights

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

penisface

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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