What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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