jack shine has boobs

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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George W. Bush

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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