Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

go go gadget

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

newt gingrich

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What do you call Obama? - the president

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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