A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Go away.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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your life

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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