- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

you are gay

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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