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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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