Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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whats better than shoes feet

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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