- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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