Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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A black person in the NHL

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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want to go home? yea

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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