- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

I don't get it

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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