- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What is 69? A two digit number.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

God.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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