Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Pianca going ham

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Jewish People

Obama.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Punchline.

Time flies like a banana.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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