Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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