how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

A baby seal walks into a club...

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Yo mama so fat she died

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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