What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Lets make like trees and stand still

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Nicholas Cage

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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