"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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The geese of Growmore

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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I won the game.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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9/11

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women's rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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