- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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