- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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