- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

666 im christian

Your mum is dead

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

jewish people like other jewish people.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

penis that is all

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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