Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What break when you talk?

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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okay.....

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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