Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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you are gay

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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lololololololololol

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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lol

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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i fondle myself every night....

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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