i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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sixty....eight.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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25

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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lol

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Justin Bieber

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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