- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

My sister has to take a dump

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Women rights.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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