Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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