- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

There is a car full of black people.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What's your name? You tell me.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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