Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Golf.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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barack osama

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Women Drivers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Noah is Smart.

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Anti Joke

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