- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

jack shine has boobs

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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