- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

nice shorts.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Noah is Smart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

a little girl gets raped

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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