What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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your momma's an antijoke

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A black person in the NHL

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Gadaffi

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Write your own

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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you are gay

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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