3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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I dislike old people.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Golf.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Fruitcake

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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