- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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