- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Nickelback.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

...and I'm a Mormon.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

your momma's an antijoke

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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