What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Brittney Spears

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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