whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

God.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

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