jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What break when you talk?

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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