Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Jewish People

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Covietz has a large penis

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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