knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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WNBA

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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