- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

want to go home? yea

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

I can't think of a joke!

A seal walks into a club.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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