- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Fuck her

Indeed.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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