Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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