What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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W.N.B.A.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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whats better than shoes feet

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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