Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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