What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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your life

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Pianca going ham

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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