Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I can't think of a joke!

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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