Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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