A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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W.N.B.A.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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