Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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your face.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Your doorbell is broken.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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alcoholism kills

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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ur mother

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