why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Google Doodles

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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