A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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