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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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penisface

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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you are gay

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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