3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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