two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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this website...

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Noah is Smart.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Anti Joke

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