Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Pianca going ham

yo mama so fat she's fat

A homeless person dies.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

womans rights

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Mmmmmmm Lemons

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

It's your mother, open the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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