- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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come along children

whats round and like a ball a ball

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Mmmm, donuts

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Haha pizza

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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