BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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but there is a road to the super market

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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I dislike old people.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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