What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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