What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

A Muslim blows up a bar

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

The glass is half an hour.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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