What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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barack osama

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What should I name my dog?

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Fruitcake

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Mmmm, donuts

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