- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

i have 2 penises

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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