- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

My sister has to take a dump

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

whats round and like a ball a ball

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Women Drivers.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Fruitcake

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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