IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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George W. Bush

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What comes after "Q" R

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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