"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Sea World Japan.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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