A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Avery has crabs.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Jewish People

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Obama.

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Josh kissing a girl

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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