Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Nickelback.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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