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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

9:11 make a wish

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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