Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

whats better than shoes feet

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Pianca going ham

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

A bar walks into your mother.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

yo mama so fat she's fat

why did the chicken cross the road.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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