- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

whats red white and blue? i dont know

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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