whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Nicholas Cage

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Hi poop!

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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