you are gay

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Dear John,

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

A van drives into a car.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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