What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Time flies like a banana.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Brittney Spears

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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