Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What's not red? No tomatoes.

whats round and like a ball a ball

barack osama

What should I name my dog?

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Whats long and hard? a pole

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Fruitcake

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Women rights.

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