- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

nice shorts.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

women's rights

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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