What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Go away.

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