What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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