Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

whats better than shoes feet

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Pianca going ham

A bar walks into your mother.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

why did the chicken cross the road.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

yo mama so fat she's fat

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

One Big Ass Mistake America

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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