Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

I'm gay. Great me too.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

i have 2 penises

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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