yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Slavery lol

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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