why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Black people

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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hahaha

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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