A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What comes after "Q" R

George W. Bush

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

jewish people like other jewish people.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Knock knock Come in!

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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