A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Women's rights.

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Punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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penisface

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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No.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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your momma's an antijoke

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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