What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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barack osama

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What should I name my dog?

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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