Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

sixty....eight.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

okay.....

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

you are gay

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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