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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Covietz has a large penis

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Giving birth to the antichrist

penis

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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