W.N.B.A.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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