I can't think of a joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Water, please.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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