When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

your all shit at jokes

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Covietz has a large penis

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

jack shine has boobs

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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