What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Sea World Japan.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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