- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Chocolate tastes good.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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