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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What does a man like. food.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

OGC - tilt your head

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