What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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women's rights

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Write your own

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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