Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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