How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

thumb_up thumb_down

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

thumb_up thumb_down

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

thumb_up thumb_down

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

thumb_up thumb_down

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

thumb_up thumb_down -8

OGC - tilt your head

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Haha

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

thumb_up thumb_down -18

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops