- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Women's rights.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Josh kissing a girl

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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