A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

anus soup

Guess what? Chicken butt

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

25

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q: What's the point? A: .

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

whats better than shoes feet

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Women's rights.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...