Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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My Girlfriend

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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What does a man like. food.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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My mom's dead

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock knock, come in.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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. Deez nuts Ok

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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