3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

ur mother

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

haha.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

drugs.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

barack osama

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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