- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Covietz has a large penis

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Nickelback.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

A Muslim blows up a bar

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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