- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

whats better than shoes feet

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

I love boobs

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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