Where else? The junk yard

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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marble

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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