whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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A homeless person dies.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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womans rights

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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