How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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