- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

I am a real homosexual

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

George W. Bush

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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