Hi poop!

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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a black father

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lololololololololol

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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A man buys free health care...

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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