WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Go away.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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lewis bedford

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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