- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Knock Knock. Go away!

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

God.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

A fat man buys a salad

Your mum is dead

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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