- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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