Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What does a man like. food.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Dear John,

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Anti Joke

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