Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My sister has to take a dump

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

barack osama

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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