A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Haha pizza

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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newt gingrich

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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