Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Go away.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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newt gingrich

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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