- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

My sister has to take a dump

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Women Drivers.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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