Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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