- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

your all shit at jokes

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

jack shine has boobs

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

A fat man buys a salad

Indeed.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

An Irishman stays home

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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