want to go home? yea

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Y2K

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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your face.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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