- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What's not red? No tomatoes.

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