Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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newt gingrich

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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womans rights

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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