If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Can I touch it?

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What comes after "Q" R

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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God.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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oops

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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