- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Nickelback.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

...and I'm a Mormon.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

I don't get it

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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