- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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