Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Pianca going ham

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Obama.

Jewish People

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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