What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Avery has crabs.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Obama.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

I LIKE TURLES.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

oops

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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