How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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9:11 make a wish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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