Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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