Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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oops

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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George W. Bush

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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