Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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want to go home? yea

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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