Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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W.N.B.A.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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