- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Noah is Smart.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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