Fruitcake

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Women rights.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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