- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

I don't get it

your momma's an antijoke

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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