"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

justin littleton. nuff said

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

I am a real homosexual

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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