Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Write your own

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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knock knock come in

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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