- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A horse walks into a bar...n

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

you are gay

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Thumbs this up

lol

A van drives into a car.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

i fondle myself every night....

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