A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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I dislike old people.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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