The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Nicholas Cage

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

a black father

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

your face.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

lol

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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