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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Lets make like trees and stand still

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Lets make like trees and stand still

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Lets make like trees and stand still

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Write your own

A horse walks into a bar...n

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.