Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Can I touch it?

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What comes after "Q" R

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Covietz has a large penis

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

God.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

oops

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Nickelback.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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