A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Your mum is dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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