how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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knock knock come in

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Anti Joke

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