- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

womans rights

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

God.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Obama.

It's your mother, open the door.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Your mum is dead

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Nickelback.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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