What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

sixty....eight.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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