Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What's your name? You tell me.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Penis

Yo mama so fat she died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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