Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Sea World Japan.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

newt gingrich

9:11 make a wish

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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