Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Come in

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. Deez nuts Ok

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Knock knock! Yes?

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lololololololololol

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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