- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I dislike old people.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

drugs.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

barack osama

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