- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

what did the man say to the other man? hi

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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