What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Women

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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George W. Bush

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What break when you talk?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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