Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Dallas Cowboys

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Haha

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Y2K

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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