Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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