Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Potato salad

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Yo mama so fat she died

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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9:11 make a wish

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