Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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I dislike old people.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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drugs.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Haha pizza

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