- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

My sister has to take a dump

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

whats round and like a ball a ball

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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