Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

oops

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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