Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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knock knock come in

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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you are gay

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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