Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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lololololololololol

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Dear John,

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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lol

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Womens rights.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Anti Joke

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