a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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I dislike old people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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