Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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drugs.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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