- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

I am really good at math debating

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

your momma's an antijoke

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

lol

Your doorbell is broken.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??