What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Hi poop!

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Nicholas Cage

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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lololololololololol

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a black father

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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