- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

drugs.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's your name? You tell me.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Haha pizza

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Fruitcake

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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