Jewish People

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Josh kissing a girl

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Indeed.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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