What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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penisface

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Nicholas Cage

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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