- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What is 69? A two digit number.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Q: What's the point? A: .

whats better than shoes feet

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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