- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

whats red white and blue? i dont know

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

My sister has to take a dump

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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