Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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lol

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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alcoholism kills

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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