What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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God.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Your mum is dead

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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A fat man buys a salad

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Obama.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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