I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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penisface

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steves legs

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Hi poop!

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Dear John,

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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