- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.

What is 69? A two digit number.

W.N.B.A.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Oliver's friends

whats better than shoes feet

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

A homeless person dies.

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