Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Pianca going ham

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Obama.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Jewish People

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Nickelback.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Anti Joke

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