- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What's your name? You tell me.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Yo mama so fat she died

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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