Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What should I name my dog?

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Haha pizza

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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