how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

the joke below me is not an anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops