Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Shit.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Women's Basketball.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Go away.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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