A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Pianca going ham

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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