- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Yo mama so fat she died

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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