What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What break when you talk?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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penisface

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your momma's an antijoke

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No.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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knock knock come in

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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you are gay

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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