Punchline.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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