how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Fruitcake

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Women rights.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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