Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

George W. Bush

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What break when you talk?

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

penisface

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

your momma's an antijoke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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