Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I don't get it

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your momma's an antijoke

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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you are gay

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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