Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

your moms so fat she has kankles

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Knock Knock Good one...

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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