- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Mmmm, donuts

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

women's rights

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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