Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Women rights.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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