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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Dear John,

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

A van drives into a car.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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