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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

haha.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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