A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Fruitcake

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Mmmm, donuts

go go gadget

this website...

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Shit.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Robin, get in the car.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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