Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Women

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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your all shit at jokes

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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jack shine has boobs

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Indeed.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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