- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A ginger rapping.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

want to go home? yea

. Deez nuts Ok

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Hi poop!

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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