How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Potato salad

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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