What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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I am black.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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haha.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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