What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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lololololololololol

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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