- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What do you call Obama? - the president

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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