- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like for a handjob.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Wanna hear a joke? No.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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