- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Chuck Norris died.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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