Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

you wanna hear a joke? no

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A seal walks into a club.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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