whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Women"s Rights

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Women's rights.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Kim Kardashian.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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