Women Drivers.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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a little girl gets raped

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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