Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Like this joke

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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HTML

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Women's rights.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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My life

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Chuck Norris died.

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