Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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You smell bad? Cool.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Hitler

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Bumsniffer

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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