what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Chaney is a dumb b****

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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