Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Religion

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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hi

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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