Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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I am black.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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