Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Womens rights.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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throbbing slobber

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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