What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Knock knock. Come in.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

You smell bad? Cool.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Hitler

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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