What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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