'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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