An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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drugs.

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barack osama

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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