Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

newt gingrich

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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