What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

justin littleton. nuff said

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Josh kissing a girl

Aodhan Hearty

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Anti Joke

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