What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Fruitcake

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Go away.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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