Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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newt gingrich

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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