What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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alcoholism kills

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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I dislike old people.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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nice shorts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Anti Joke

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