- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Gadaffi

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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