What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Slavery lol

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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