- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

nice shorts.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What's your name? You tell me.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

roses are red, violets are violet

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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