a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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newt gingrich

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9:11 make a wish

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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