Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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