I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

justin littleton. nuff said

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

A fat man buys a salad

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

I am a real homosexual

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

jack shine has boobs

your all shit at jokes

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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