Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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sixty....eight.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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okay.....

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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chuck norris

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