How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

I dislike old people.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

The WNBA

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

nice shorts.

barack osama

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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