- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A Jew returns change.

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