- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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