Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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