- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

I am black.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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