Mexicans working in an office

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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You're so straight!

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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The WNBA

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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