There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

newt gingrich

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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