when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Indeed.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

pubic lice.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

An Irishman stays home

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

beiber i straight

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Anti Joke

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