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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

A man walks into a bar.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

W.N.B.A.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

whats better than shoes feet

Oliver's friends

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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