- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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