what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

9/11

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

I've got the moobs like jagger.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

lewis bedford

9:11 make a wish

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

anus soup

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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