Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

drugs.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What has human male genitalia? A human male

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Your life That's the joke

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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