- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

I dislike old people.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

nice shorts.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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