Baseball

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

A horse walks into a bar...n

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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