- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Obama.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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