what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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...Jack Vale

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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I dislike old people.

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SPAMS!!!

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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