What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

justin littleton. nuff said

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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