What did the mole say? Nothing

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Women

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Baseball

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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