- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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