How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Google Doodles

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Men's rights

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pubic lice.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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