What break when you talk?

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Baseball

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

. Deez nuts Ok

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock knock! Yes?

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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