How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Go away.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

whats better than shoes feet

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What comes after "Q" R

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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