- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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