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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A homeless person dies.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Jewish People

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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