Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Indeed.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

pubic lice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

An Irishman stays home

beiber i straight

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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