What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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jokes r dumb

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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A black succeeds

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Please don't rape me.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Men's rights

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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