newt gingrich

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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