If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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