- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

You're so straight!

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

The WNBA

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Two women were sitting in silence.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Noah is Smart.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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