you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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An Irishman stays home

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Penis

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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