a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What break when you talk?

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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okay.....

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Dear John,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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