- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

A women walks out of a kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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