What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Fruitcake

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What has human male genitalia? A human male

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Robin, get in the car.

anus soup

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Lacrosse

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

This is not Will Smith.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

how does peploe get around they walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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