- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Women's rights

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Your life That's the joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A baby seal walks into a club

milly, milly, milly, cat

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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