Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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okay.....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What does a man like. food.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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