The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What does a man like. food.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

james schmitt whats your last name

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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