What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Two women were sitting in silence.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Noah is Smart.

Real jokes.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

penis

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

amy copied adams haircut :0

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Your life That's the joke

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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