What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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