- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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