- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Women's Golf

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Nickelback

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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