Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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womans rights

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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cheese

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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pubic lice.

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Men's rights

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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