- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Real jokes.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

your life

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Penis

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

i am predestal

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Penis

justin littleton. nuff said

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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