What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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hi my name is? joe

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What does a man like. food.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

why did the man die? he got shot

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