Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Hitler

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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