What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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i have 2 penises

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Slavery

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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This is not Will Smith.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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