Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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a banana

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Your life That's the joke

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Oliver's friends

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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