Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Justin Littleton getting laid.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

cheese

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

This joke isnt funny.

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