what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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your all shit at jokes

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Baseball

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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