Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Fruitcake

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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your life

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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