- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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