What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Kate

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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women's rights

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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