why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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