What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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sixty....eight.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Hitler

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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