- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

A women walks out of a kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Steering Wheel Face.

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