Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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This is not Will Smith.

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SAY

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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