two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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the WNBA

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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An Irishman stays home

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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sixty....eight.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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