What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

God is religiously proven to be real

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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