- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is religiously proven to be real

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

apple pie.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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