What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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A Jew returns change.

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marble

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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I am black.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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I dislike old people.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Anti Joke

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