KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Brittney Spears

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A black person in the NHL

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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