This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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barack osama

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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