- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

An Irishman stays home

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What is Jason? Black.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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