- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man buys a salad

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

you wanna hear a joke? no

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

a horse walks into a barn

Exactly what?

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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