Fruitcake

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

anus soup

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Real jokes.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

your life

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Penis

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

i am predestal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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