Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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okay.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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