What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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God is religiously proven to be real

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pubic lice.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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steves legs

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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