Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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