Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Josh kissing a girl

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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