- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

What's 1+1? 4.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

I dislike old people.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Niko isnt a mexican douche

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

nice shorts.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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