roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Slavery lol

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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I am black.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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The geese of Growmore

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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