- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

ur mother

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

^that joke's not funny

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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