suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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A Jew returns change.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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