Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Where else? The junk yard

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Got milk? No.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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