- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Your life That's the joke

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

A man walks into a bar.

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