Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Penis

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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johann grayson being liked

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This is not Will Smith.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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