Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A man walks into a bar.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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