Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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penis

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Your life That's the joke

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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i have 2 penises

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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