What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Potato salad

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Obamacare!

What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What comes after "Q" R

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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