- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What's brown and sticky? A stick

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Penis

steves legs

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Knock knock! Yes?

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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