- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

SAY

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

gay marriage.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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