Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Hitler

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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I am black.

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