Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

I'm gay. Great me too.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

penis

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

A baby seal walks into a club

amy copied adams haircut :0

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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