Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

The geese of Growmore

Mmmm, donuts

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

nathan palmer has a big head !

this website...

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Two women were sitting in silence.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Why....... Because.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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