Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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hi my name is? joe

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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noodles

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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alcoholism kills

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