Small breasts.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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justin littleton. nuff said

i am predestal

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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