- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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