One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Penis

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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8====D {(0)}

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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