Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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I am black.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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The WNBA

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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nice shorts.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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The geese of Growmore

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Fruitcake

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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