What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Potato salad

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Obamacare!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Dead babies.

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Penis

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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