- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Guess what? Chicken butt

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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