A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Benevolent villain.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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