- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Steering Wheel Face.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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