A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

sixty....eight.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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