- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

What's 1+1? 4.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

haha.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??