'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Mmmm, donuts

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Shit.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Pickle!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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