- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

beiber i straight

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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