- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What comes after "Q" R

Oliver's friends

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Josh kissing a girl

Women's Golf

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

arse

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

the WNBA

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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