Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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minorities

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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A ginger rapping.

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