a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Brittney Spears

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What is 6 plus 9? 15

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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