What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Noah is Smart.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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AROUND

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Your life That's the joke

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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penis

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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