what did the duck say to the dog. quack

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Black Poeple

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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