- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Women's Golf

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Nickelback

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

a horse walks into a barn

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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