- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Slavery

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Guess what? Chicken butt

A man walks into a bar.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Dead babies.

Lacrosse

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What comes after "Q" R

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Jewish People

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??