why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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nice shorts.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Women rights.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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