why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Steering Wheel Face.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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