What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

The WNBA

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

The geese of Growmore

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

nice shorts.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Fruitcake

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

anus soup

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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