- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Herman Cain

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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