What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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A bar walks into your mother.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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i have 2 penises

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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