Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A baby seal walks into a club

milly, milly, milly, cat

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Your life That's the joke

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...