4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Men's rights

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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