- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

hi my name is? joe

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Knock knock! Yes?

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Benevolent villain.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Hitler

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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