Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Dead babies.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Women's Golf

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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