What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Women's rights

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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