A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Benevolent villain.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Hi poop!

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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