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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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