How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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SAY

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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jokes r dumb

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Brittney Spears

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sixty....eight.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What does a man like. food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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