Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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You're so straight!

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^that joke's not funny

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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barack osama

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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nice shorts.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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this website...

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