- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

God is religiously proven to be real

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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