^that joke's not funny

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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SPAMS!!!

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Women's rights

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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