- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Shit.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Pickle!

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Oliver's friends

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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