does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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A black person in the NHL

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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