Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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AROUND

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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