- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

A ginger rapping.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What's 6 + 9? 15.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Baseball

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

sixty....eight.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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