Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Nickelback

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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womans rights

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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