- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

poop.........

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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