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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

Got milk? No.

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