- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

the WNBA

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Brittney Spears

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Men's rights

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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