What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

jack shine has boobs

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

gay marriage.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Baseball

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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