- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

milly, milly, milly, cat

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

i have 2 penises

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Potato salad

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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