how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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