PENIS

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

hi my name is? joe

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

why did the man die? he got shot

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Santa Clogged my toliet

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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