- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Women's rights

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Shit.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Pickle!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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