- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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