- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

gay marriage.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Come in

What does a man like. food.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

I can't think of a joke!

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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