What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Dead babies.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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hahaha

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9:11 make a wish

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Anti Joke

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