- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

throbbing slobber

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

The geese of Growmore

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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