Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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