Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Women

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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A ginger rapping.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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beiber i straight

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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sixty....eight.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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okay.....

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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