- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

what is patrick wilson? smart

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A baby seal walks into a club

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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