What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Dead babies.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What time is it? 10:58

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

I love boobs

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

I am a real homosexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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