- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Women's rights

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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