What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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This is not Will Smith.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Obamacare!

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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