- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

9:11 make a wish

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

A fat man buys a salad

SAY

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

gay marriage.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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