- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Women's rights

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Shit.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Pickle!

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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