- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What color is my lamp? Brown

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Santa Clogged my toliet

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

what is brown and sticky? a stick

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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