- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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