9/11/01 walks into a bar

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Knock Knock. Go away!

minorities

Nickelback

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

SAY

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

(insert Anti-Joke here)

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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