If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Women

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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A ginger rapping.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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