- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Dead babies.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Lacrosse

What comes after "Q" R

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Jewish People

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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