what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

I can't think of a joke!

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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