What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Potato salad

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Obamacare!

What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What comes after "Q" R

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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