- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Herman Cain

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

milly, milly, milly, cat

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Slavery

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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