- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Women's Golf

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

I love boobs

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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