when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Pickle!

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Penis

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

A man walks into a bar.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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