Guess what? Chicken butt

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Lacrosse

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Obamacare!

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Women's Golf

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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