Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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I won the game.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Your life That's the joke

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penis

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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