A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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arse

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Brittney Spears

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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cheese

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