Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Black Poeple

Niko isnt a mexican douche

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

The geese of Growmore

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Haha pizza

this website...

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Whats long and hard? a pole

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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