what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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gay marriage.

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