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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

A baby seal walks into a club.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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