Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Benevolent villain.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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SPAMS!!!

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