Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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