- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Is Carly smart? No.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

What time is it? 12:03 AM

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Your doorbell is broken.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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