Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

a black father

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

marble

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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