What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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knock knock come in

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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