roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do you call a group of asians? China.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why were corners made? For crying.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Baseball

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Please don't rape me.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What is Jason? Black.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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