The geese of Growmore

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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this website...

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Noah is Smart.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Women's rights

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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