What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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this website...

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Real jokes.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I won the game.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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