- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

poop.........

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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