- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What time is it? 10:58

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

A homeless person dies.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Exactly what?

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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