Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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chuck norris

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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a black father

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Hello world

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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