What's brown and sticky? A stick

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What color is my lamp? Brown

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

poop.........

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Hello world

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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