which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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