- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Noah is Smart.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Sea World Japan.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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