Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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i am predestal

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Anti Joke

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