- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Scott

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Dead babies.

anus soup

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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