What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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I like your hair

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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hi

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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