A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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knock knock come in

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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chuck norris

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Hello world

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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