your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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