Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What time is it? 10:58

I love boobs

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Women's Golf

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

your all shit at jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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