Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

You're so straight!

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

SPAMS!!!

What's not red? No tomatoes.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

The geese of Growmore

Mmmm, donuts

Two women were sitting in silence.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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