Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

thumb_up thumb_down -21

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I've got the moobs like jagger.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

k

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Benevolent villain.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

thumb_up thumb_down -29

penis

thumb_up thumb_down -31

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

chuck norris

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops