Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

A baby seal walks into a club

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Pickle!

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Penis

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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