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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't think of a joke!

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Three men walked into a metal pole

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

chuck norris

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

Got milk? No.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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