What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Brittney Spears

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

knock knock come in

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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