How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

nathan palmer has a big head !

I won the game.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Shit.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

penis

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Pickle!

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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