Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Josh kissing a girl

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

the WNBA

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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