The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why....... Because.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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