Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A baby seal walks into a club...

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Oliver's friends

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Josh kissing a girl

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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