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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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