- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's what he said.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Women rights.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Haha pizza

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

penis

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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