- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

fart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

your life

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

anus soup

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

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