What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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kennah campion... being nice

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What is Jason? Black.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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gays

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Anti Joke

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