why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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alcoholism kills

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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