why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Women rights..

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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beiber i straight

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