Wanna hear a joke? No.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

barack osama

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

suck my dick.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Ben is gay

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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