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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Penis

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

This is not Will Smith.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Dead babies.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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