How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What do you call a group of asians? China.

An Irishman stays home

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

sixty....eight.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Men's rights

Please don't rape me.

PENIS

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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