Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Brett Farve

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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