- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

a horse walks into a barn

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

beiber i straight

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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