- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

I can't think of a joke!

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Three men walked into a metal pole

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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