What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Knock knock

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black people. that is all...

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Dear John,

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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