- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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beiber i straight

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

pubic lice.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

. Deez nuts Ok

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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