What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Myspace

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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