A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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A homeless person dies.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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