Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

anus soup

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Real jokes.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

your life

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

i am predestal

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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