- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

throbbing slobber

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Fruitcake

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why....... Because.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

your life

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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