- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

That's what he said.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Women rights..

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

your life

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

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