What does a man like. food.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Mexicans working in an office

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Niko isnt a mexican douche

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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