Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Covietz has a large penis

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Well, this is fun.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Is Carly smart? No.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Miscarriages.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What does a man like. food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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