Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Men's rights

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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PENIS

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Bing

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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