Knock knock Nobody's home.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Covietz has a large penis

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Miscarriages.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Knock Knock Come in.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Knock knock! Yes?

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Mexicans working in an office

What do you find....... there's a..........

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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