- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Brett Farve

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

A homeless person dies.

Lacrosse

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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This is not Will Smith.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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