- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Penis

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Lacrosse

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

I love boobs

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??