Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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A fish walks into a bar

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Covietz has a large penis

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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