- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Shit.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

how does peploe get around they walk

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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