Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Slavery lol

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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