- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

An Irishman stays home

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Punchline.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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