- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

want to go home? yea

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

why did the man die? he got shot

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

knock knock come in

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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