your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

throbbing slobber

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

come along children

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

That's what he said.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why....... Because.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Penis

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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