Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Knock Knock Come in.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Mexicans working in an office

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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