- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

if it's friday, it must be China

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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