- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

A ginger rapping.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

sixty....eight.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Please don't rape me.

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