Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Penis

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Slavery

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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the WNBA

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