Slavery lol

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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