Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Lacrosse

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

This is not Will Smith.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Dead babies.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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