Anti jokes are funny

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A baby seal walks into a club

amy copied adams haircut :0

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

This is not Will Smith.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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