What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Obamacare!

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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