- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What do you call a group of asians? China.

A fat man buys a salad

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Baseball

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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