- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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