3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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penis

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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