- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

You.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

penis

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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