- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

a banana

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Dead babies.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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