What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Pickle!

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A man walks into a bar.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Penis

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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