whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Punchline.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Covietz has a large penis

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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