This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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jack shine has boobs

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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No.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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A ginger rapping.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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