What will happen when a black person die they die

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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i am predestal

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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hahaha

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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