three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Kate

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why Because

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Ben is gay

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come along children

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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