What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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