why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Penis

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why....... Because.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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A fish walks into a bar

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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