Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Miscarriages.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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