black people. that is all...

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Dear John,

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Slavery lol

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Myspace

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