Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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throbbing slobber

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why....... Because.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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come along children

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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