- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

newt gingrich

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Lacrosse

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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