Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why Because

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Women rights.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Ben is gay

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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