Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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the WNBA

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Penis

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What break when you talk?

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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