So one time this woman was learning...

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Benevolent villain.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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a black father

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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i fondle myself every night....

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69

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Anti Joke

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