Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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A black person in the NHL

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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cheese

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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I don't get it

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Penis

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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