Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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come along children

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Pianca going ham

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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