Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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fart

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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your life

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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anus soup

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Anti Joke

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