A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

your life

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Covietz has a large penis

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Punchline.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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