4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

I love boobs

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

your all shit at jokes

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Brittney Spears

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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