- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women rights.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Ben is gay

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

A fish walks into a bar

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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