- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

A man walks into a bar.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

apple pie.

i have aids and a chode

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