your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Myspace

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barack osama

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Ben is gay

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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