- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Women's rights

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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