Got milk? No.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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