What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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