This is not a joke.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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barack osama

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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suck my dick.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Ben is gay

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