Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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The geese of Growmore

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Women rights.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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penis

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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