- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Hello

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Brittney Spears

I had a dream I watched Inception.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

penis

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What is 6 plus 9? 15

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