Punchline.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What is Jason? Black.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

black people. that is all...

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

if it's friday, it must be China

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Hello world

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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