- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

a horse walks into a barn

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Women's rights

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

john liked the paper........ so he took it

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Well, this is fun.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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