How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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pubic lice.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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steves legs

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Canada

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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