If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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A homeless person dies.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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kennah campion... being nice

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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