why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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come along children

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Women's rights

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Robin, get in the car.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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