A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Haha pizza

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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