What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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want to go home? yea

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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knock knock come in

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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