Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

your all shit at jokes

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Exactly what?

the WNBA

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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