- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Herman Cain

amy copied adams haircut :0

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

anus soup

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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