- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not Will Smith.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Dead babies.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

jack shine has boobs

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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beiber i straight

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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