Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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A baby seal walks into a club

what is patrick wilson? smart

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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