womans rights

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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noodles

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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