- Anti Joke

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Well, this is fun.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

black people. that is all...

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Knock knock! Yes?

The chicken crossed the road.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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