What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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