How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

noodles

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Three men walked into a metal pole

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

your going to die

lol

Mexicans working in an office

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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