What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

come along children

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

I LIKE TURLES.

Pianca going ham

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

What will happen when a black person die they die

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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