What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Mexicans working in an office

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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