what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What does a man like. food.

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Benevolent villain.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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if it's friday, it must be China

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A van drives into a car.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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