How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Ben is gay

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Women's rights

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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knock knock you may come in

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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