What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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black people. that is all...

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Dear John,

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Anti Joke

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