- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Lacrosse

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

9:11 make a wish

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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