- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

anus soup

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Women's Golf

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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