- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why....... Because.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

GRAAAAAAAR.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

knock knock you may come in

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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