how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Hey what time is it. 3:15

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Mexicans working in an office

What break when you talk?

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

if it's friday, it must be China

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Slavery lol

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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