They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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come along children

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Freedom of Speech

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

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