What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

a black guy leaves prison

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

I love boobs

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Nickelback

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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