- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Brett Farve

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Lacrosse

A homeless person dies.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

This is not Will Smith.

hahaha

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Dead babies.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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