Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Want to hear an anti-joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock knock! Yes?

if u r not my friend, like this joke

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Benevolent villain.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Santa Clogged my toliet

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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