Lacrosse

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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hahaha

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This is not Will Smith.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Dead babies.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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jack shine has boobs

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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cheese

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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