What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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josh simpson has cancer

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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penis

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Your life That's the joke

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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