- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

why did the man die? he got shot

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

i heart wiener

A van drives into a car.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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