Two women were sitting in silence.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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nice shorts.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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