What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Knock knock! Yes?

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Dear John,

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

This is not a joke.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

barack osama

suck my dick.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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