Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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drugs.

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no

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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fart

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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your life

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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