A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Penis

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Dead babies.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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