What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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