How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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This is not Will Smith.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Obamacare!

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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