I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Kate

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why Because

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Ben is gay

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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