What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why Because

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Women's rights

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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