Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What time is it? 10:58

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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hahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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