john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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beiber i straight

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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A ginger rapping.

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pubic lice.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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noodles

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Anti Joke

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