What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Small breasts.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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I love boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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