- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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