Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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