Women's rights

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Well, this is fun.

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The jets are a good team..

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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black people. that is all...

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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