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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Santa Clogged my toliet

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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