-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

A black guy walks in to a bar.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

9/11

Women's rights

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

your life

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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