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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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