- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Women's Golf

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

9/11/01 walks into a bar

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Knock Knock. Go away!

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

God is religiously proven to be real

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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