What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Baseball

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Exactly what?

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

the WNBA

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What break when you talk?

Penis

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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