A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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knock knock you may come in

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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DANA

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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a horse walks into a barn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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