What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

I like to eat.

come along children

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

GRAAAAAAAR.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Why....... Because.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

knock knock you may come in

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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