- Anti Joke

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

black people. that is all...

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Knock knock! Yes?

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

The chicken crossed the road.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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