- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

I love boobs

Dead babies.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

SAY

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Punchline.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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corey is a nipplepotomus

A fat man buys a salad

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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