beiber i straight

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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A ginger rapping.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What does a man like. food.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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