-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Covietz has a large penis

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Miscarriages.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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