- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

An Irishman stays home

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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