Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Women's rights

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

penis

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Shit.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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