why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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a banana

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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