When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

pubic lice.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

black people. that is all...

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

The chicken crossed the road.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Knock knock! Yes?

Dear John,

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

This is not a joke.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

Anti Joke

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