- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What time is it? 10:58

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

I am a real homosexual

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