Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Lacrosse

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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