- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Turtles

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

...and I'm a Mormon.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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