Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Guess what? Chicken butt

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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