What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Haha pizza

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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