- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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suck my dick.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Ben is gay

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

milly, milly, milly, cat

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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