Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What does a man like. food.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Mexicans working in an office

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Anti Joke

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