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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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gays

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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