How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Knock knock Nobody's home.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

kennah campion... being nice

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Punchline.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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