How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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steves legs

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Covietz has a large penis

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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pubic lice.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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black people. that is all...

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Dear John,

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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