Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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9:11 make a wish

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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