what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Covietz has a large penis

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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steves legs

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Miscarriages.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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gays

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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black people. that is all...

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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