What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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9:11 make a wish

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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