Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Covietz has a large penis

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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