- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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