- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

9:11 make a wish

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

womans rights

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

a horse walks into a barn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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