Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Real jokes.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

amy copied adams haircut :0

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Herman Cain

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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