funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Women's rights

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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