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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Knock knock

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

what is patrick wilson? smart

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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