How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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An Irishman stays home

Exactly what?

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

cheese

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

steves legs

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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