- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Lacrosse

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Penis

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

look at there!! an entire dog!!

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

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