- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

come along children

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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