- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Real jokes.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

I'm gay. Great me too.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Anti jokes are funny

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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