- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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