- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Penis

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Lacrosse

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

i am predestal

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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