What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Women's rights

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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penis

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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