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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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