Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Dear John,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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