- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Lacrosse

Slavery

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

DANA

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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