What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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