- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Punchline.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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