- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What color is my lamp? Brown

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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