What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Steering Wheel Face.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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