How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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