Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Women"s Rights

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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