- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

I can't think of a joke!

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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