Three men walked into a metal pole

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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black people. that is all...

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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So one time this woman was learning...

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Knock knock! Yes?

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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