A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Well, this is fun.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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