Oliver's friends

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

i am predestal

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

arse

SAY

Exactly what?

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Anti Joke

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