A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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