- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What comes after "Q" R

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

cheese

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

i like potatoes

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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