Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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