There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Dead babies.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Nickelback

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

arse

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Brittney Spears

the WNBA

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