Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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