- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Oliver's friends

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

DONALD TRUMP DIES

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What will happen when a black person die they die

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

a horse walks into a barn

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