- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

An Irishman stays home

A homeless person dies.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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