if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Slavery

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Penis

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