- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

cheese

Well, this is fun.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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