sixty....eight.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Please don't rape me.

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PENIS

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What's 6+2? 16

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Benevolent villain.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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chuck norris

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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