Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Haha pizza

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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