Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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PENIS

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What does a man like. food.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Hi poop!

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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knock knock come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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