What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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hi my name is? joe

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Hitler

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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