- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

pubic lice.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why were corners made? For crying.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Canada

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

noodles

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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