Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Canada

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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