Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Herman Cain

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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