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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Dead babies.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

a horse walks into a barn

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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