- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman stays home

sixty....eight.

What is Jason? Black.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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