Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

A man walks into a bar.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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