If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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a black father

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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hi

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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marble

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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