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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

gay marriage.

An Irishman stays home

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

sixty....eight.

Men's rights

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Please don't rape me.

PENIS

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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