gay marriage.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

beiber i straight

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

I can't think of a joke!

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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