What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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SPAMS!!!

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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nice shorts.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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