Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Gay's rights

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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