- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

SAY

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

God is religiously proven to be real

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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An Irishman stays home

Exactly what?

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

cheese

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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