- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

the WNBA

Exactly what?

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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