Niko isnt a mexican douche

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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The geese of Growmore

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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That's what he said.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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this website...

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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