Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Exactly what?

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

sixty....eight.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's brown and sticky? A stick

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

knock knock come in

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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