How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Please don't rape me.

steves legs

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Come in

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

why did the man die? he got shot

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

marble

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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