What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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