Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What will happen when a black person die they die

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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SAY

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Brittney Spears

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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