What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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