Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Shit.

A baby seal walks into a club

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Pickle!

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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