What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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the WNBA

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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I can't think of a joke!

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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