- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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