Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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