- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Pickle!

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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