What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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That's what he said.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Women's rights

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Sea World Japan.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Herman Cain

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Women's rights

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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