What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Dead babies.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What time is it? 10:58

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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