Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Brittney Spears

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Men's rights

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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