What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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beiber i straight

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Please don't rape me.

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okay.....

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Penis

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What's 6+2? 16

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chuck norris

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Anti Joke

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