roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Brittney Spears

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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