How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Dead babies.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Nickelback

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Hello

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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DANA

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SAY

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Anti Joke

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