What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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knock knock come in

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What's 6+2? 16

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poop.........

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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