What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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