Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Exactly what?

Brittney Spears

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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