How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Lacrosse

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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