- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

DONALD TRUMP DIES

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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