whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Mmmm, donuts

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Noah is Smart.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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a banana

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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