Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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i am predestal

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Lacrosse

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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SAY

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arse

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Exactly what?

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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