What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Obama.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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the WNBA

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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An Irishman stays home

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sixty....eight.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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