Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What break when you talk?

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Penis

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Benevolent villain.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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