whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Lacrosse

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

your all shit at jokes

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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