What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

the WNBA

Exactly what?

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Anti Joke

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