What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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