An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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hahaha

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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I love boobs

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Women's Golf

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Josh kissing a girl

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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womans rights

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