Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Herman Cain

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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