Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your life That's the joke

Real jokes.

A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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