A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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