Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Benevolent villain.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

What's 6+2? 16

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Hitler

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

hi

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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