Nickelback

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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I don't get it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Penis

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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