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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Lacrosse

Dead babies.

What comes after "Q" R

Jewish People

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

A ginger rapping.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Knock Knock. F uck off.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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