- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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