What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Slavery

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Penis

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Dead babies.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What time is it? 10:58

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Anti Joke

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