- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Black Poeple

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

nathan palmer has a big head !

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