- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

hi my name is? joe

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Come in

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

why did the man die? he got shot

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Hi poop!

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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