What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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I love boobs

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Pianca going ham

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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This is not a joke.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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