- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

if u r not my friend, like this joke

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Hi poop!

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

hi

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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