- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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