Three men walked into a metal pole

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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hi

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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marble

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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