- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

amy copied adams haircut :0

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Herman Cain

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

milly, milly, milly, cat

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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