Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

newt gingrich

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Lacrosse

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Nickelback

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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