Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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i hate you.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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women's rights

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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