- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

the WNBA

A baby seal walks into a club.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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