Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

jack shine has boobs

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Brittney Spears

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

(insert Anti-Joke here)

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Baseball

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

steves legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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