Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

a horse walks into a barn

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

The jets are a good team..

God is religiously proven to be real

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

sixty....eight.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

I don't get it

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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