- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Gay's rights

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

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