Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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this website...

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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