How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What's 6+2? 16

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Hello world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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