A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Dead babies.

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hahaha

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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