How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

9:11 make a wish

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

minorities

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

A fat man buys a salad

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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