What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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I won the game.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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