How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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