a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

the WNBA

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Brittney Spears

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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