Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Slavery lol

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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