A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Real jokes.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

amy copied adams haircut :0

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

penis

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Anti jokes are funny

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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