A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Penis

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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