Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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minorities

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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SAY

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jack shine has boobs

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Exactly what?

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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