why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Benevolent villain.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Hi poop!

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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marble

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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