- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Real jokes.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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