-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Nickelback

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Exactly what?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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gay marriage.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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