thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Baseball

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Penis

What break when you talk?

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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