- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Brittney Spears

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What is 6 plus 9? 15

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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