Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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cheese

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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This joke isnt funny.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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I don't get it

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Penis

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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