why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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^that joke's not funny

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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