- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

gay marriage.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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