Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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