Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Lacrosse

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Hello

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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SAY

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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