Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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this website...

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Real jokes.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Shit.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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