What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Knock Knock. Go away!

minorities

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

SAY

God is religiously proven to be real

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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jack shine has boobs

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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