What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

anus soup

A man walks into a bar.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Women's Golf

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Dead babies.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What time is it? 10:58

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