What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Lacrosse

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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9:11 make a wish

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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