Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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cheese

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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penis

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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I don't get it

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Penis

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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