what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Hello

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Nickelback

knock knock whos there .. derp

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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