What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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