Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Dinosaur!

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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