What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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