Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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