- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

I'm Halarious.

How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

Dinosaur!

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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