Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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The horse's name was Friday

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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