What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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