- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

Dinosaur!

What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

He is so gay that he likes penis.

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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