What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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