what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

I know you are but what am I? A queer.

Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

Horse tits

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

A jew walks into an Oven....

How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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