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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

Penis.

Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

want to no whats funny what your mom

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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