- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What do people say? words.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

A jew walks into an Oven....

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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