Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Horse tits

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Penis.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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