Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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