what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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