What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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