Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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