- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

want to no whats funny what your mom

A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

Penis.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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