what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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