Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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