Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Anti Joke

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