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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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hi iggy

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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your gay

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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