- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

Knock knock. Come in.

A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

Guess what? You just lost the game.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

A women leaves the kitchen.

A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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