- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

The song Friday Rules!

why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

A women leaves the kitchen.

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