Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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1unno;njfjk

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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The song Friday Rules!

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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