What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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