- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

Knock knock. Come in.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

A women leaves the kitchen.

The song Friday Rules!

What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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