Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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Banana

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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