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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

your gay

Knock knock. Come in.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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