- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

The song Friday Rules!

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

Knock knock. Come in.

why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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