What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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I'm Halarious.

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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