did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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What do people say? words.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Horse tits

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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