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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

Why was sally crying? she was sad

Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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