What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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Anti Joke

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