Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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