why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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