- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

A women leaves the kitchen.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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