What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

Why was sally crying? she was sad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A women leaves the kitchen.

What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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