What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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