Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was sally crying? she was sad

thumb_up thumb_down -2

If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Robert dupras dick size :3

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

thumb_up thumb_down -29

So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

thumb_up thumb_down -153

Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

thumb_up thumb_down -164

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

thumb_up thumb_down +165

How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Dinosaur!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

thumb_up thumb_down -70

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops