- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

High school gym class.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

want to no whats funny what your mom

What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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