Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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High school gym class.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Feet

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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