A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Penis.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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