What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Penis.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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