- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

High school gym class.

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

want to no whats funny what your mom

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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