- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

High school gym class.

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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