Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Feet

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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