What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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High school gym class.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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