A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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throbbing slobber

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I am black.

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You're so straight!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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