- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

That's what he said.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

this website...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Women's rights

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??