- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

a banana

Herman Cain

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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