- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Is Carly smart? No.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

People Eating Tasty Animals

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

poop.........

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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