Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Jasper sucks.

An Irishman stays home

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

sixty....eight.

Men's rights

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

beiber i straight

Please don't rape me.

PENIS

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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