What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Women's rights

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

a banana

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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