An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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