What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

a black guy leaves prison

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

justin littleton. nuff said

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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