how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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beiber i straight

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Anti Joke

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