What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Bing

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What's 6+2? 16

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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