What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Women's rights.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

I like your hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

I met a man today. His name was John.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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