gay marriage.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

hi my name is? joe

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Come in

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Benevolent villain.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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