Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Noah is Smart.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Herman Cain

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

i have 2 penises

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

A baby seal walks into a club

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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