- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

jack shine has boobs

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

(insert Anti-Joke here)

Exactly what?

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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