What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Slavery

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Lacrosse

What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

9:11 make a wish

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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