how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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