What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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your all shit at jokes

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Exactly what?

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Brittney Spears

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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