what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

gay marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

beiber i straight

sixty....eight.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

hi my name is? joe

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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