- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

why did the man die? he got shot

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Hi poop!

Benevolent villain.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

marble

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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