Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Women's Golf

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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