Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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