- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

That's what he said.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

this website...

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Women's rights

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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