What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

9:11 make a wish

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

A fat man buys a salad

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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