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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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