The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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