- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

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