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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

The geese of Growmore

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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