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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Three men walked into a metal pole

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Hitler

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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