I won the game.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

A baby seal walks into a club

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A man walks into a bar.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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