- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

This is not Will Smith.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Jewish People

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

DANA

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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