- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

your all shit at jokes

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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