roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A baby seal walks into a club.

the WNBA

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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