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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What time is it? 10:58

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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