What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

9/11

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Shit.

Anti jokes are funny

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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