SPAMS!!!

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nice shorts.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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The geese of Growmore

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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this website...

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Real jokes.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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I won the game.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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