Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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9:11 make a wish

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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jack shine has boobs

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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