4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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