Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Brittney Spears

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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knock knock come in

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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I can't think of a joke!

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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