An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Anti jokes are funny

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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newt gingrich

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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