STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

this website...

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

9/11

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

I'm gay. Great me too.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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