- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Exactly what?

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Brittney Spears

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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