What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

9:11 make a wish

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

jack shine has boobs

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

gay marriage.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Anti Joke

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