Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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marble

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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