Lacrosse

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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jack shine has boobs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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