- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Herman Cain

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

a banana

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

where's waldo? in a picture book.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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