how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

beiber i straight

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

okay.....

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Penis

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

hi my name is? joe

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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