A baby seal walks into a club

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

a horse walks into a barn

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