What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

SAY

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

My life

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

hahaha

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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