Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

this website...

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Women's rights

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Shit.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

penis

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Pickle!

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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