What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What time is it? 10:58

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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