- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

9:11 make a wish

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

A fat man buys a salad

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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