- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

A baby seal walks into a club.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

I had a dream I watched Inception.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Bing

I can't think of a joke!

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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