What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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