- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

if it's friday, it must be China

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Slavery lol

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

...Jack Vale

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