How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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A ginger rapping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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PENIS

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69

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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hi my name is? joe

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Come in

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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