Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Oliver's friends

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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arse

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SAY

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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