What will happen when a black person die they die

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minorities

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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arse

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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SAY

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Brittney Spears

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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