A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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