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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

marble

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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