In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Dead babies.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Jewish People

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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DANA

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Anti Joke

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