A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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