- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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