Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Nickelback

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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arse

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Anti Joke

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