how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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hi my name is? joe

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Come in

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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