Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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arse

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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