A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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