Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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That's what he said.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Real jokes.

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9/11

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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