Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Bing

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Come in

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Hi poop!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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