Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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