What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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marble

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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A man buys free health care...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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