Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Potato salad

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Obamacare!

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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