Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

A baby seal walks into a club

Herman Cain

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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