throbbing slobber

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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nice shorts.

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The geese of Growmore

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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9/11

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Real jokes.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Herman Cain

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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