What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

nathan palmer has a big head !

this website...

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

9/11

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Shit.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

penis

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Pickle!

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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