Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

womans rights

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

God is religiously proven to be real

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

28

Exactly what?

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

cheese

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

What break when you talk?

steves legs

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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