How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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AROUND

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Herman Cain

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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