Pianca going ham

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why Did the throw up He was sick

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Religion

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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