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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

the WNBA

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Brittney Spears

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Men's rights

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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steves legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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