How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

minorities

Hello

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Nickelback

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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