What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Slavery

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Lacrosse

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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