Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A man walks into a bar.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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