N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

hi my name is? joe

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Hi poop!

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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