Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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9/11

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Herman Cain

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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