Jewish People

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Hello

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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SAY

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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penis

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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