What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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