Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Pickle!

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Penis

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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