- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Google Doodles

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

I'm Spartacus

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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