- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

SAY

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

(insert Anti-Joke here)

What's 6 + 9? 15.

A ginger rapping.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

sixty....eight.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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