Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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minorities

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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