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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Is Carly smart? No.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Knock knock, come in.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

What's funnier than 24? 25.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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