Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Slavery

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Dead babies.

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Penis

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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