Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Women's Golf

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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