nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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W.N.B.A.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Women"s Rights

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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