Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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ur mother

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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throbbing slobber

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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SPAMS!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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