why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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poop.........

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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A Jew returns change.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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