Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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gay marriage.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Exactly what?

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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