What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Penis

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Women's Golf

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Anti Joke

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