- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

9:11 make a wish

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

God is religiously proven to be real

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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