- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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