A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

A scottish man having fun

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

I got shot, you laughed

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Pianca going ham

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Blind people can't read this.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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