Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

hi my name is? joe

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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