What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

9/11

Why....... Because.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Shit.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Anti jokes are funny

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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