What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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