Brett Farve

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Oliver's friends

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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