- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Real jokes.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Anti jokes are funny

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Herman Cain

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A baby seal walks into a club

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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