Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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^that joke's not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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