What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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jack shine has boobs

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Exactly what?

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Brittney Spears

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gay marriage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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hi my name is? joe

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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