- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Two women were sitting in silence.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

what is white and sticky? glue.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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