Hitler

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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ur mother

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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throbbing slobber

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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nice shorts.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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