- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Three men walked into a metal pole

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Hello world

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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