- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

arse

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

cheese

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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