Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

A fat man buys a salad

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God is religiously proven to be real

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Women

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What break when you talk?

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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