I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Obamacare!

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Jewish People

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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