- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

I'm gay. Great me too.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

penis

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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