why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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ur mother

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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throbbing slobber

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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The WNBA

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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