- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Slavery

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Penis

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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