- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Shit.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Pickle!

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Slavery

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Penis

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Guess what? Chicken butt

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