- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Global Warming.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Hey what time is it. 3:15

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Come in

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??