Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Real jokes.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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