You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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...Jack Vale

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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throbbing slobber

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^that joke's not funny

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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