- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Real jokes.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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