What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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ur mother

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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