- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

cheese

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What break when you talk?

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Bing

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

why did the man die? he got shot

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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