A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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a banana

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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A bar walks into your mother.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Women's Golf

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Anti Joke

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