What's 6+2? 16

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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^that joke's not funny

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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