Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Herman Cain

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Potato salad

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

This is not Will Smith.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Lacrosse

Obamacare!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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