there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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SAY

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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8=D

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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