A man buys free health care...

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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ur mother

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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throbbing slobber

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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SPAMS!!!

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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