God is religiously proven to be real

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What break when you talk?

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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