I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Knock Knock. Go away!

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

knock knock whos there .. derp

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

God is religiously proven to be real

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Exactly what?

jack shine has boobs

What do you call a group of asians? China.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

gay marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

beiber i straight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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