Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Blind people can't read this.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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