- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

I'm gay. Great me too.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Women's rights

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

A baby seal walks into a club

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Penis

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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