In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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minorities

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Nickelback

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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DANA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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