What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

amy copied adams haircut :0

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Steering Wheel Face.

Penis

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

i am predestal

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Anti Joke

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