what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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hi my name is? joe

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