Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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beiber i straight

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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