There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A black succeeds

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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knock knock go away

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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A scottish man having fun

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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