“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Justin Littleton getting laid.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

minorities

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Women

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Nickelback

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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