- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

steves legs

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

I can't think of a joke!

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

why did the man die? he got shot

Knock Knock! Come in.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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