Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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poop.........

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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