The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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poop.........

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Anti Joke

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