- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Three men walked into a metal pole

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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