- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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