what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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minorities

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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arse

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Brittney Spears

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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cheese

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Bing

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