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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

hi my name is? joe

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Three men walked into a metal pole

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Hi poop!

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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