What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A baby seal walks into a club.

gay marriage.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Jasper sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Come in

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

I can't think of a joke!

Bing

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Three men walked into a metal pole

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