That's what he said.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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this website...

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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I won the game.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Shit.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Pickle!

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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