- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

The geese of Growmore

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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