KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Hello

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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SAY

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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A black succeeds

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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