What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Herman Cain

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A man walks into a bar.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Anti Joke

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