- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

penis

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Slavery

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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