A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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hahaha

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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SAY

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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