hi my name is? joe

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Hitler

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Rob Bell

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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