knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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steves legs

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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PENIS

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Bing

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I can't think of a joke!

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What's 6+2? 16

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Anti Joke

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