What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Lacrosse

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

anus soup

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Small breasts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

minorities

Knock Knock. Go away!

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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