Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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That's what he said.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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this website...

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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I won the game.

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