- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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