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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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