the WNBA

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Bing

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Come in

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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