What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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