what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Jasper sucks.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Men's rights

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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