- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

^that joke's not funny

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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