- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Noah is Smart.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

a banana

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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