What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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