STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

nathan palmer has a big head !

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

josh simpson has cancer

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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