what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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hi my name is? joe

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Hi poop!

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What's 6+2? 16

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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