- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why....... Because.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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