What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

what is white and sticky? glue.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Herman Cain

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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