Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

God is religiously proven to be real

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Exactly what?

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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