Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Women's rights

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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