What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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knock knock come in

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Benevolent villain.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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