Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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arse

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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