What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Exactly what?

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A ginger rapping.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

sixty....eight.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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