What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

God is religiously proven to be real

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What break when you talk?

Penis

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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