- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

a horse walks into a barn

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Jasper sucks.

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