What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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