The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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