Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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You're so straight!

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^that joke's not funny

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Black Poeple

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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