- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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