- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Hitler

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

ur mother

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

throbbing slobber

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