- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

I'm gay. Great me too.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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