What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Brett Farve

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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