Jewish People

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Nickelback

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What time is it? 10:58

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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arse

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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