- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

i fondle myself every night....

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

Got milk? No.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

You're so straight!

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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