- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Knock knock! Yes?

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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