what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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