So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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fart

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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The geese of Growmore

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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