Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Global Warming.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

A man walks into a bar.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Hey what time is it. 3:15

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Punchline.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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