What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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The jets are a good team..

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Giving birth to the antichrist

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Miscarriages.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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