A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Slavery lol

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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