- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Punchline.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

steves legs

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

pubic lice.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Knock Knock! Come in.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Hitler

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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