I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Penis

Guess what? Chicken butt

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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