- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Jasper sucks.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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