Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

come along children

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Why Because

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Lockerbie bombing

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

anus soup

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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