A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A man buys free health care...

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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ur mother

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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I am black.

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^that joke's not funny

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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haha.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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