How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Benevolent villain.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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poop.........

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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marble

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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