Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Slavery lol

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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