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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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