- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

God is religiously proven to be real

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

why did the man die? he got shot

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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