What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Aodhan Hearty

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

i am predestal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

minorities

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Nickelback

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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