Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

This is not Will Smith.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

9:11 make a wish

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

A fat man buys a salad

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Punchline.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

the WNBA

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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