I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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gay marriage.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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