Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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^that joke's not funny

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SPAMS!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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I like to eat.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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