What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What is Jason? Black.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What's 6+2? 16

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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