abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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ur mother

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Black Poeple

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Anti Joke

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