What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Small breasts.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Hello

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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