What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Hello

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

minorities

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Nickelback

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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