Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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No.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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want to go home? yea

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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