- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Pickle!

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Slavery

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

9:11 make a wish

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

A fat man buys a salad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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