how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What break when you talk?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Mexicans working in an office

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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