A man buys free health care...

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

ur mother

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

^that joke's not funny

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

That's what he said.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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