how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What will happen when a black person die they die

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

johann grayson being liked

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

corey is a nipplepotomus

A fat man buys a salad

Baseball

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Anti Joke

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