why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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