What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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womans rights

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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God is religiously proven to be real

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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the WNBA

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