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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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