Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

nice shorts.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

amy copied adams haircut :0

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Herman Cain

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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