Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

noodles

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Guess what? Chicken butt

What do you find....... there's a..........

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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