cheese

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Miscarriages.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Benevolent villain.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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