i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Miscarriages.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

69

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Slavery lol

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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