What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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throbbing slobber

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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The WNBA

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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