Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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im jewish

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Pickle!

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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