Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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steves legs

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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