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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why were corners made? For crying.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Anti Joke

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