Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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God is religiously proven to be real

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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the WNBA

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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69

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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A ginger rapping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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