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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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