Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Child Prostitution.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

That's what he said.

Women's rights

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Why....... Because.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

9/11

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

anus soup

Brett Farve

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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