What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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