i am predestal

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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minorities

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Hello

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Nickelback

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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