- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Freedom of Speech

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

9:11 make a wish

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

A fat man buys a salad

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Hello

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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