A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why....... Because.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Herman Cain

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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