What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Penis

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

9:11 make a wish

Freedom of Speech

johann grayson being liked

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...