How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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A black succeeds

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Freedom of Speech

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Women's rights

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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sixty....eight.

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SAY

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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