Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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cheese

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Miscarriages.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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