What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

A man buys free health care...

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

ur mother

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

^that joke's not funny

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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