How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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This is not Will Smith.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Hello

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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SAY

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the WNBA

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