- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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