- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Men's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

I can't think of a joke!

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