What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Nickelback

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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A ginger rapping.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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your all shit at jokes

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69

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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