What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why....... Because.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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