What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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marble

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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