- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

josh simpson has cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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