'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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throbbing slobber

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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That's what he said.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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