Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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No.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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steves legs

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Benevolent villain.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Slavery lol

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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