What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Freedom of Speech

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DANA

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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An Irishman stays home

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A fat man buys a salad

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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