- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

SPAMS!!!

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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