Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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