What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

amy copied adams haircut :0

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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