How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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