- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

minorities

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

arse

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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