What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Slavery lol

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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alcoholism kills

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Kate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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