- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

a horse walks into a barn

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

An Irishman stays home

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Bing

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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