how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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