what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Punchline.

cheese

the WNBA

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

steves legs

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

pubic lice.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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