What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

I have no joke. u mad?

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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