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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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ur mother

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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