Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Benevolent villain.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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