A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

This is not Will Smith.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Dead babies.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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