What's brown and sticky? A stick

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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