why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Jasper sucks.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Men's rights

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

why did the man die? he got shot

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