- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Pandas Everywhere!!!

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

9:11 make a wish

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

A fat man buys a salad

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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