They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Two women were sitting in silence.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Pickle!

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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