Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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knock knock come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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chuck norris

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Hitler

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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