Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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ur mother

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Chocolate tastes good.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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barack osama

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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