Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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