Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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A Jew returns change.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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marble

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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