What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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hi my name is? joe

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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marble

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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