A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Slavery

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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