What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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i hate you.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Women's rights

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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Brett Farve

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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