One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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This joke isnt funny.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What break when you talk?

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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