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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Jasper sucks.

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