What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

arse

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

God is religiously proven to be real

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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