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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Robin, get in the car.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

A fish walks into a bar

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

womans rights

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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