What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

The chicken crossed the road.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What's 6+2? 16

Knock knock! Yes?

Santa Clogged my toliet

A Jew returns change.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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