how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

i am predestal

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

9:11 make a wish

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

knock knock whos there .. derp

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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DANA

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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