What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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i am predestal

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Small breasts.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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SAY

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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