Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What will happen when a black person die they die

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

This is not Will Smith.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Small breasts.

9:11 make a wish

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

DANA

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

A fat man buys a salad

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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