im jewish

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why Because

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Pickle!

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

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