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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What's brown and sticky? A stick

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

why did the man die? he got shot

Benevolent villain.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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