why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Jasper sucks.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Penis

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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if it's friday, it must be China

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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