A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What will happen when a black person die they die

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

womans rights

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

DANA

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

God is religiously proven to be real

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Penis

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

why did the man die? he got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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