What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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