What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What will happen when a black person die they die

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

An Irishman stays home

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

cheese

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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