Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

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