- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

kennah campion... being nice

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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