Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

look at there!! an entire dog!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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