Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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A man buys free health care...

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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ur mother

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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I am black.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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^that joke's not funny

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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haha.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Anti Joke

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