-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Chocolate rain Awesome!

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

josh simpson has cancer

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Herman Cain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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