- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Child Prostitution.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

9/11

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Pickle!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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