Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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hi my name is? joe

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PENIS

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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