whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Dead babies.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Lacrosse

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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minorities

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Small breasts.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Nickelback

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Hello

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