I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Pickle!

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Slavery

What will happen when a black person die they die

Lacrosse

Penis

i am predestal

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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