What will happen when a black person die they die

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

9:11 make a wish

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A fat man buys a salad

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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