- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

A man walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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