Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Benevolent villain.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Slavery lol

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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