What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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ur mother

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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SPAMS!!!

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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