- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Chocolate tastes good.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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