What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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That's what he said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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9/11

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why Because

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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