- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickle!

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Slavery

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

9:11 make a wish

johann grayson being liked

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Punchline.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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