FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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A fat man buys a salad

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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No.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Anti Joke

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