What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

womans rights

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

God is religiously proven to be real

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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