What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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alcoholism kills

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Child Prostitution.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Women's rights

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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