- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What is Jason? Black.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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