Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

9:11 make a wish

Freedom of Speech

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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