What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Slavery lol

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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ur mother

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^that joke's not funny

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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haha.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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