how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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No.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Slavery lol

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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