Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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