What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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