A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Jasper sucks.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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