What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Shit.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Anti jokes are funny

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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