No.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Steering Wheel Face.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

i am predestal

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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