Chocolate rain Awesome!

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

josh simpson has cancer

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

what is patrick wilson? smart

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Herman Cain

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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