Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Pickle!

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Aodhan Hearty

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Penis

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

i am predestal

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

9:11 make a wish

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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