- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

arse

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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