Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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