How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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