What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

nathan palmer has a big head !

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

im jewish

I won the game.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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