whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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