Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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A ginger rapping.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Benevolent villain.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Slavery lol

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Mexicans working in an office

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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