Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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