What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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A man buys free health care...

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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ur mother

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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^that joke's not funny

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Black Poeple

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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