Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Small breasts.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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