A man walks into a bar.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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