how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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poop.........

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Anti Joke

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