Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Benevolent villain.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Anti Joke

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