How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Penis

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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