Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Women's Golf

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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