a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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beiber i straight

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Jasper sucks.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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This joke isnt funny.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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