- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Benevolent villain.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Mexicans working in an office

if it's friday, it must be China

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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