What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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A man buys free health care...

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Anti Joke

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