Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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barack osama

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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That's what he said.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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im jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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