- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

why did the man die? he got shot

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Three men walked into a metal pole

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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