What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

why did the man die? he got shot

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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