- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what is white and sticky? glue.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

A baby seal walks into a club

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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