- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Pickle!

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

This is not Will Smith.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

i am predestal

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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