Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Small breasts.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

a horse walks into a barn

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

johann grayson being liked

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

God is religiously proven to be real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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