Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Three men walked into a metal pole

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Knock knock! Yes?

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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