How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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