Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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