- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What's big? Jupiter.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Pickle!

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

A bar walks into your mother.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Penis

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Nickelback

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Hello

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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