What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

josh simpson has cancer

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Your life That's the joke

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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