- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What will happen when a black person die they die

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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God is religiously proven to be real

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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