- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

why did the man die? he got shot

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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