- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Small breasts.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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