wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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I can't think of a joke!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Anti Joke

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