What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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nice shorts.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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