-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Small breasts.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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a horse walks into a barn

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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johann grayson being liked

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Women's rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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