How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

i am predestal

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Exactly what?

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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