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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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