What's big? Jupiter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Potato salad

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Lacrosse

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

i am predestal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

A baby seal walks into a club.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

God is religiously proven to be real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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