- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

i have 2 penises

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Slavery

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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