- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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