How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Penis

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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