What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Aodhan Hearty

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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