A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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