- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What time is it? 10:58

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

God is religiously proven to be real

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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