If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Black people are innocent.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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josh simpson has cancer

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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