Knock Knock! Come in.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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...Jack Vale

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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