A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Anti Joke

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