A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Penis

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's big? Jupiter.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Potato salad

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Lacrosse

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

i am predestal

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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