What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Penis

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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i am predestal

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Small breasts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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