Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Small breasts.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Brittney Spears

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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