What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Why....... Because.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

nathan palmer has a big head !

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Military intelligence.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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