How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Exactly what?

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Why were corners made? For crying.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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