Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Hello world

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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marble

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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