What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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arse

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Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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steves legs

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69

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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