What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Freedom of Speech

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Aodhan Hearty

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

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