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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Small breasts.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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