what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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A baby seal walks into a club

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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