- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Jasper sucks.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Three men walked into a metal pole

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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