What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Small breasts.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

God is religiously proven to be real

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Exactly what?

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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