Satan called. I put him on hold.

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poop.........

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You're so straight!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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