- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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