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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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AROUND

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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No.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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i am predestal

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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