A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Lacrosse

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A baby seal walks into a club.

i am predestal

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

God is religiously proven to be real

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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