- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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