How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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nice shorts.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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The geese of Growmore

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why....... Because.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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