- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

...Jack Vale

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Penis

Brett Farve

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Oliver's friends

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