Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Chocolate tastes good.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Shit.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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