A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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hi my name is? joe

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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poop.........

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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