How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What's 6+2? 16

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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