A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

why so serious? because your too serious.

If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

Why are elephants ears sooo big? The big ears are to help the elephants stay cool. Elephants don't sweat, so they have a hard time dissipating excess heat (keeping cool). Their large ears contain many blood vessels that allow heat to escape into the air. When you see elephants they are usually moving their ears back and forth. This fanning helps to dissipate more heat than if their ears remained still. The enormous ears of elephants act as cooling devices. The gigantic earflaps (which can measure up to 2 square metres (21.5 square feet) are equipped with an intricate web of blood vessels. When the animal flaps its ears, the blood temperature lowers by as much as 5 degrees Celsius (9 degrees Fahrenheit). To keep cool

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

your gay

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

hi iggy

What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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