What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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your gay

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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hi iggy

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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Anti Joke

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