Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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1unno;njfjk

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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hi iggy

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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your gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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