Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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Banana

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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