-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Women's Golf

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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jgkbk,mn

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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fart

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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