knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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