A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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gays

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A ginger rapping.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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