What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Hi poop!

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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