- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Women's Golf

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Freedom of Speech

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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