Why....... Because.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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9/11

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Lockerbie bombing

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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DANA

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