How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Women's rights.

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Exactly what?

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Canada

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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