I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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