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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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