Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What is Jason? Black.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

The chicken crossed the road.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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