- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

im jewish

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

A women walks out of a kitchen.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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