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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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9/11

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Penis

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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