How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Penis

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Knock knock, come in.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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