Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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alcoholism kills

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Kate

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Child Prostitution.

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