Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Jasper sucks.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What's brown and sticky? A stick

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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