why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

im jewish

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Pickle!

fart

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Obamacare!

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What will happen when a black person die they die

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