- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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