Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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