9:11 make a wish

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

look at there!! an entire dog!!

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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