Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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That's what he said.

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im jewish

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Shit.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why....... Because.

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