- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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