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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Small breasts.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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