husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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come along children

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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That's what he said.

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Why Because

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Women's rights

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Women's Golf

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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