What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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