Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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That's what he said.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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