What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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haha.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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