Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Jasper sucks.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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