What will happen when a black person die they die

Obamacare!

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Freedom of Speech

Small breasts.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

justin littleton. nuff said

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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