An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do apples taste like? Apples.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Jasper sucks.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Please don't rape me.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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