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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

barack osama

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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