What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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DANA

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Jasper sucks.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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