- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Knock Knock. F uck off.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Hi poop!

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Slavery lol

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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