Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

9/11

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

jgkbk,mn

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Pickle!

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Lacrosse

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

9:11 make a wish

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...