- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

womans rights

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

God is religiously proven to be real

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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