- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

what is white and sticky? glue.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why....... Because.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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