- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Freedom of Speech

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A fat man buys a salad

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