What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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im jewish

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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9/11

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nbjhfghl

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Why....... Because.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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