- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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