your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Steering Wheel Face.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

i am predestal

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

a horse walks into a barn

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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