What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What will happen when a black person die they die

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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