- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Jasper sucks.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Benevolent villain.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Mexicans working in an office

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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