God is religiously proven to be real

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

the WNBA

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

The chicken crossed the road.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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