Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Small breasts.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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SAY

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Anti Joke

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