- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

corey is a nipplepotomus

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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