When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why....... Because.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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fart

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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