What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Penis

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Freedom of Speech

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

An Irishman stays home

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Jasper sucks.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Anti Joke

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