I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Jasper sucks.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Please don't rape me.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Anti Joke

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