what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

why did the man die? he got shot

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Satan called. I put him on hold.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Three men walked into a metal pole

Knock Knock! Come in.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

A Jew returns change.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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