What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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No.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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