how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Pickle!

fart

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Obamacare!

What will happen when a black person die they die

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Freedom of Speech

Small breasts.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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