- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Child Prostitution.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Women's rights

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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