Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Rebecca Black sings a song.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

No joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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