What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Well, this is fun.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Pianca going ham

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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French people.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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cheese

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A man walks into a bar.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Come in

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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