- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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what is white and sticky? glue.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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