- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What will happen when a black person die they die

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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