whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Guess what? SHADAP

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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