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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Canada

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Hello world

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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