- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Canada

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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