- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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