- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Scott

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Penis

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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