Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Small breasts.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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