There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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josh simpson has cancer

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Pickle!

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Slavery

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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