What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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fart

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Freedom of Speech

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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johann grayson being liked

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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a horse walks into a barn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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