What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Black people are innocent.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

a banana

The size of Idris Elba's penis

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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