- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

God is religiously proven to be real

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

A black succeeds

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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