- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Benevolent villain.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Knock Knock! Come in.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Santa Clogged my toliet

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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