- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Guess what? Chicken butt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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