Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Hi poop!

Knock Knock! Come in.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

That's unfortunate.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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