What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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women's rights

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An antijoke

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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