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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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