What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Canada

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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