- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Three men walked into a metal pole

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Canada

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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