Oliver's friends

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Freedom of Speech

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Pianca going ham

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What's big and black? A black fridge.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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