What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Why Because

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Pickle!

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Penis

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Hello

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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