Herman Cain

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

A baby seal walks into a club...

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Scott

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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