- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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