A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Anti jokes are funny

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Lockerbie bombing

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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