Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

The chicken crossed the road.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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