- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

a horse walks into a barn

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

johann grayson being liked

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Please don't rape me.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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