- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What is 69? A two digit number.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Freedom of Speech

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

i have aids and a chode

Giving birth to the antichrist

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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