Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Small breasts.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Exactly what?

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

gay marriage.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Jasper sucks.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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