Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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throbbing slobber

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Black Poeple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Anti Joke

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