What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

No.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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