A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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i have 2 penises

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Slavery

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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