- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Please don't rape me.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

why did the man die? he got shot

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Satan called. I put him on hold.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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