Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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arse

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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gay marriage.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Jews for Jesus

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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