Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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I can't think of a joke!

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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why did the man die? he got shot

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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poop.........

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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