What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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