Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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The government makes a good decision

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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