nathan palmer has a big head !

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Why....... Because.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Brett Farve

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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