Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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throbbing slobber

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Anti Joke

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