What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Jews for Jesus

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Men's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

why did the man die? he got shot

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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