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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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a horse walks into a barn

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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