Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What will happen when a black person die they die

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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