Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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josh simpson has cancer

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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