Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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