- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

a banana

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Lacrosse

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

i am predestal

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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