Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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arse

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Please don't rape me.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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