Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Please don't rape me.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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