What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Anti jokes are funny

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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