What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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