What will happen when a black person die they die

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Jasper sucks.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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