How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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