What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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im jewish

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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I won the game.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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