- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

A black succeeds

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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