- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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