- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Chocolate rain Awesome!

what is white and sticky? glue.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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