Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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9/11

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why....... Because.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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