- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Jasper sucks.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

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