- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

God is religiously proven to be real

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