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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

i am predestal

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

My dad beats my mom At checkers

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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