Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

God is religiously proven to be real

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Jews for Jesus

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Men's rights

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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