What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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poop.........

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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GooglePlus.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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