Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Hello

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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