Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Anti jokes are funny

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Herman Cain

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

A baby seal walks into a club

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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