ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why Because

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Hello

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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