- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Anti jokes are funny

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Herman Cain

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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