- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

God is religiously proven to be real

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

the WNBA

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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