did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Brittney Spears

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Jasper sucks.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Please don't rape me.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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