- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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