Benevolent villain.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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