- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

So one time this woman was learning...

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

I have no joke. u mad?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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