- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

That's what he said.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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