What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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hi my name is? joe

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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PENIS

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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