Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Pickle!

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Lockerbie bombing

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Aodhan Hearty

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Penis

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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i am predestal

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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