What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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womans rights

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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