If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Hello

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Brittney Spears

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Jasper sucks.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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