- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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