- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

God is religiously proven to be real

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A black person in the NHL

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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