What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Pickle!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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i am predestal

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Freedom of Speech

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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