I met a man today. His name was John.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Black Poeple

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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