- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

a horse walks into a barn

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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