Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Child Prostitution.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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The WNBA

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Military intelligence.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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