- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Miscarriages.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

This joke isnt funny.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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