What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Please don't rape me.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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