Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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