- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What has human male genitalia? A human male

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Women's Golf

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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