why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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