What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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throbbing slobber

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Carlton

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The government makes a good decision

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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im jewish

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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