One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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9/11

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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