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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Why were corners made? For crying.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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