- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

DANA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

SAY

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

womans rights

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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