- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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