- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Lacrosse

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

DANA

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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