...Jack Vale

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Black Poeple

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

That's what he said.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

nathan palmer has a big head !

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

josh simpson has cancer

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Lockerbie bombing

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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