Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

a banana

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

i am predestal

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Lacrosse

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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