- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

minorities

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Small breasts.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Nickelback

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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