Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

why did the man die? he got shot

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Satan called. I put him on hold.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Knock Knock! Come in.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

I met a man today. His name was John.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

A Jew returns change.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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