What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Black people are innocent.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

what is white and sticky? glue.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

fart

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Anti jokes are funny

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Herman Cain

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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