knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Freedom of Speech

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Punchline.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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