- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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