What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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throbbing slobber

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Child Prostitution.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why Because

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Why....... Because.

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Women's Golf

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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