knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Aodhan Hearty

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

womans rights

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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