knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Hello world

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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