What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Penis

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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johann grayson being liked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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