Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Penis

Lacrosse

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Small breasts.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

minorities

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What will happen when a black person die they die

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Anti Joke

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