Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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A black person in the NHL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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