Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

9/11/01 walks into a bar

johann grayson being liked

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

look at there!! an entire dog!!

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

No.

An Irishman stays home

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

I have no joke. u mad?

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