What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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DANA

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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