Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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