A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

anus soup

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Aodhan Hearty

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

womans rights

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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