i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Canada

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Hello world

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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