Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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SPAMS!!!

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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im jewish

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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