What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Freedom of Speech

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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No.

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A ginger rapping.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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