Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

God is religiously proven to be real

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Jasper sucks.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Men's rights

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

69

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Benevolent villain.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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