- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

9/11

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

a banana

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

This is not Will Smith.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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