a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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hi my name is? joe

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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