*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What what In the butt

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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