Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Kate

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