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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

This joke isnt funny.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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