why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

a horse walks into a barn

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Three men walked into a metal pole

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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