Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Penis

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Aodhan Hearty

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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i am predestal

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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8====D {(0)}

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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johann grayson being liked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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