- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Miscarriages.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

This joke isnt funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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