What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Hi poop!

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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