- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Child Prostitution.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

AROUND

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Women's rights

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

9/11

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Brett Farve

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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