Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Freedom of Speech

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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johann grayson being liked

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Hello

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Nickelback

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Anti Joke

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