Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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