- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

Rob Bell

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

^that joke's not funny

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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