What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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im jewish

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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That's what he said.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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I won the game.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Military intelligence.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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