Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Rob Bell

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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