- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Women's rights

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Slavery

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

DANA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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