In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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