Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Herman Cain

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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