- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Ben is gay

A black guy walks in to a bar.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Women's rights

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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