- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

This joke isnt funny.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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