- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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