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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Pickle!

fart

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Obamacare!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Freedom of Speech

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

An Irishman stays home

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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