What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Anti jokes are funny

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Herman Cain

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Slavery

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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