Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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