A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Slavery

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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