Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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SPAMS!!!

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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im jewish

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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No.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Penis

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