What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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