Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Women's rights

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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DANA

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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