I have no joke. u mad?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Hitler

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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