Pickle!

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Steering Wheel Face.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

This is not Will Smith.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Anti Joke

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