How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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8====D {(0)}

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Punchline.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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gays

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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This joke isnt funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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