Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

minorities

Small breasts.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Nickelback

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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