- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Brittney Spears

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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