- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Lockerbie bombing

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What time is it? 10:58

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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