- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

poop.........

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

A Jew returns change.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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