Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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poop.........

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Rob Bell

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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