- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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