- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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