In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Benevolent villain.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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dildo

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Hair

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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GooglePlus.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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