An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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