- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Benevolent villain.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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