Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Hi poop!

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Hitler

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Black Poeple

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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