Black Poeple

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

That's what he said.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

what is white and sticky? glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

I won the game.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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