- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You're so straight!

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Black Poeple

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

josh simpson has cancer

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Lockerbie bombing

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