Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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womans rights

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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beiber i straight

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Miscarriages.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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