- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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