- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Miscarriages.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

A ginger rapping.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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