- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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