Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

This is not Will Smith.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

a horse walks into a barn

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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