husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Ben is gay

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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nbjhfghl

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Why Because

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Women's rights

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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