- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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