Jews for Jesus

Why were corners made? For crying.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Men's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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The chicken crossed the road.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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