How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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gays

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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This joke isnt funny.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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