- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jokes r dumb

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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