How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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