What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

im jewish

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

amy copied adams haircut :0

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Pickle!

fart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Obamacare!

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Freedom of Speech

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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