An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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