What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Herman Cain

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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