- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Kate

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

That's what he said.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Lockerbie bombing

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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