Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Kate

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

That's what he said.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Lockerbie bombing

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

anus soup

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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