Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Hello

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cheese

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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