How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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fart

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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