What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

thumb_up thumb_down +46

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

thumb_up thumb_down +44

A black guy walks in to a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Child Prostitution.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

That's what he said.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What has human male genitalia? A human male

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What is big and white, not the moon CC

thumb_up thumb_down +32

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

thumb_up thumb_down +30

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Lockerbie bombing

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops