What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

a horse walks into a barn

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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