Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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...Jack Vale

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Black Poeple

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no

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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That's what he said.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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