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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

why did the man die? he got shot

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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