A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

what is white and sticky? glue.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why....... Because.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why Because

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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