- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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