Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

nathan palmer has a big head !

The size of Idris Elba's penis

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Aodhan Hearty

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

8=D

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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