A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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fart

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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AROUND

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Lockerbie bombing

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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jgkbk,mn

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knock knock you may come in

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Pickle!

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Anti Joke

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