- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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