Pickle!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Small breasts.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Penis

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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johann grayson being liked

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What time is it? 10:58

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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