How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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i am predestal

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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johann grayson being liked

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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