- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Small breasts.

Freedom of Speech

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

cheese

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

penis

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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