- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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