- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Rick Perry.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Punchline.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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