What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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...Jack Vale

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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