Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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I like to eat.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Obamacare!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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