Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Freedom of Speech

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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