- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Small breasts.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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