Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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josh simpson has cancer

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Pickle!

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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