Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Baseball

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No.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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