- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why were corners made? For crying.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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