- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What time is it? 10:58

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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