why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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hi my name is? joe

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

poop.........

Santa Clogged my toliet

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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