Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

gay marriage.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Please don't rape me.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

hi my name is? joe

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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