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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Punchline.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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