^that joke's not funny

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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nbjhfghl

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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AROUND

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Lockerbie bombing

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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