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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

gay marriage.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Why were corners made? For crying.

Please don't rape me.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

hi my name is? joe

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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