A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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