Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

The Bible

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

i have aids and a chode

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

The mets are 3-0 this season

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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