- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What do apples taste like? Apples.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Jews for Jesus

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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