What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Why were corners made? For crying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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