A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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