A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

I won the game.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

a banana

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why Because

Lockerbie bombing

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Pickle!

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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