A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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...Jack Vale

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Black Poeple

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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im jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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