whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Jews for Jesus

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Please don't rape me.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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