- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Satan called. I put him on hold.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

poop.........

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

I met a man today. His name was John.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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