What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

GRAAAAAAAR.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Aodhan Hearty

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Small breasts.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

johann grayson being liked

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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