How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What will happen when a black person die they die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

a horse walks into a barn

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Jasper sucks.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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