- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What will happen when a black person die they die

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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