A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Slavery

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No.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Penis

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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