I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

a horse walks into a barn

God is religiously proven to be real

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What's 6 + 9? 15.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Anti Joke

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