a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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josh simpson has cancer

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Anti Joke

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