- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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