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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why were corners made? For crying.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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