Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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This is not Will Smith.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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a horse walks into a barn

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Anti Joke

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