"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

The government makes a good decision

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

That's what he said.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

fart

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Lockerbie bombing

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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