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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

The geese of Growmore

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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