- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

A horse walks into a bar...n

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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