What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Women's rights

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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