- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

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