What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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