- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Lacrosse

Penis

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

i am predestal

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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