nice shorts.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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That's what he said.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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fart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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I won the game.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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