your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why were corners made? For crying.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

So one time this woman was learning...

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

james schmitt whats your last name

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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