what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

i have 2 penises

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Slavery

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Penis

i am predestal

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

minorities

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