What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Canada

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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