If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Benevolent villain.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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