How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Slavery

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Scott

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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