- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew returns change.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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