- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

A black person in the NHL

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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