- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

I met a man today. His name was John.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Hi poop!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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