- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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