- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Please don't rape me.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

hi my name is? joe

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

PENIS

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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