- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

That's what he said.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Penis

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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