- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Small breasts.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

God is religiously proven to be real

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