Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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