- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

a horse walks into a barn

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

My dad beats my mom At checkers

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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