What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Herman Cain

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Penis

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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No.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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i am predestal

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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